From the mind of Jaimelyn Gray, we’re back for the third year of this new kind of Holiday standard. A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday (2025) is a wickedly sharp, dark-comedy revue that dismantles the season’s sparkle one deadly sin at a time. Guided by the spirit of good ol’ St. Nick, the show careens through seven outrageous sketches, each twisting a familiar holiday chestnut into something hysterically unhinged. Packed with musical parodies, a bit of playful violence, and The Constructivists’ signature bite, the show is a cathartic release for anyone who’s ever found the holidays stressful, ridiculous, or just a little too cheerful. Equal parts sketch comedy, musical parody, and seasonal catharsis, A Very Deadly Constructivists Holiday is a twisted celebration of everything we love—and absolutely hate—about the most wonderful time of the year.

CONTENT DISCLOSURE – This production contains adult subject matter. Viewer discretion strongly advised. We believe in the power of dark art catharsis. As such, every Constructivists production contains provoking words, ideas, and actions. We respect everyone’s boundaries, but also respect those who wish to know as little as possible about this production. General warnings are violence and language.

Created by Jamielyn Gray
Written by Patrick Schmitz with various artists

Directed by Jamielyn Gray
Featuring Autumn N. Green, Becky Cofta, Ekene Ikegwuani, Kellie Wambold, Libby Ladue, Logan Milway, Nate Press, Nicole McCarty, and William Molitor